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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

 

The greatest post on NBA basketball ever.

posted by Nate on 11:34 PM link

 

Oh, due to a server change all the images and links are Effed to H. I'll have them back "whenever."

posted by Nate on 11:12 PM link

 

Its been almost a four month hiatus, but I'm back.

In the interim I got back with my girlfriend, broke up with her again, bought a European sportscar to compensate, had said car's "check engine" light come on the same day I bought it, and ultimately unloaded a European sportscar. I finally took possession of my Pimp Mansion, and am a homeowner who has to paint and mow the lawn and stuff. (I didn't think I could become more of a Republican douchebag, but home ownership makes me hate taxes even more, and makes me spend time in the southside bodega parking lot looking for gardening help. Hey, it's patriotic; they're doing the jobs Americans don't want to do.)

I am back and rejuvenated and ready to blog. As my scary ex-military stab-you-in-the-gut-with-a-hook-knife friend famously said, "Pimps don't die, they go to Detroit and regroup." Only his version replaces "Pimps" with "Marines," and "Detroit" with "Hell."

Detroit, Hell. As if there's a difference.

PAHDUMBUMBUM!!!

(I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.)

posted by Nate on 10:40 PM link

 


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words of wisdom
from Mr. Barry White

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Josef Stalin killed over 20 million people. What evil deeds have you accomplished today?

 


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