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Saturday, April 15, 2006

I came across this banner ad this evening. Either they're really pumped about the Easter weekend, or they're excited in general. "Jesus Christ! They have tickets and schedules!

Turns out they had seats to Andrew Lloyd Webber's Jesus Christ, Superstar. Bummer. Then again, if Jesus Christ showed up on earth again and there were tickets available for the Second Coming Tour, I doubt he'd advertise on 800buytickets.com He'd probably play a lot of smaller venues, like piano bars and jazz clubs, where only the die-hard fans would come out to the show. The masses can have their boy bands and dowdy blonde tramp-vamps; only esoteric artistes can dig the transpledently smooth vibes of the JC.

posted by Nate on 12:01 AM link

Friday, April 14, 2006

I don't really remember posting the last few items, but that's why bourbon is cool. Every day is like Christmas, with all sorts of gifts to open. Or, to get Tom Hanks-y, alcohol is like the DaVinci Code: one day you wake up sober and have all sorts of mysteries to unravel. Why, just the other day I checked my e-mail and discovered that I had purchased some samurai swords on eBay. WTFBBQ? It's like when Sam Beckett would quantum leap into a pregnant woman going into labor while announcing her candidacy for mayor and having to fight off invading ninjas/pirates with her bare hands, only I don't have Dean Stockwell and his awesome silk shirts to help me out.

Stick Fighter was the best movie ever. On Opposite Day.

posted by Nate on 11:45 PM link

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Harg! Glub Blug dip woot-boof wammie!

posted by Nate on 9:58 PM link

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

I got a bad liver
and a broken heart
I drunk me a river
Since you tore me apart

posted by Nate on 12:33 AM link

Monday, April 10, 2006

W00t.

And W00t again.

Not to sound all MySpace-y high-school drama-like, but... My girl and I broke up yesterday. She's the only person I've cared this much about and I seriously thought about marrying, so, well, the past few days have been a Boatload of Giggles.

(Hey, wasn't Boatload of Giggles the name of some avante garde 1990's Tom Waits album?)

The piano has been drinking, not me.

posted by Nate on 12:21 AM link

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