SwankyPimp

The greatest post on NBA basketball ever.

Oh, due to a server change all the images and links are Effed to H. I'll have them back "whenever."

Its been almost a four month hiatus, but I'm back. In the interim I got back with my girlfriend, broke up with her again, bought a Europ...

The Kentucky Derby is decadent and depraved. Yay! If nothing else, it's an excuse to drink bourbon in the early afternoon. But really...

In today's NFL draft, my Detroit Lions passed on two-time NCAA champion, Heisman Trophy winner QB Matt Leinhart at 1:35 PM. I began dow...

KEITH: [mind] Come on, I won the MVP in '79. I can do whatever I want to. ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is? KEITH: [mind] ...

I came across this banner ad this evening. Either they're really pumped about the Easter weekend, or they're excited in general. ...

I don't really remember posting the last few items, but that's why bourbon is cool. Every day is like Christmas, with all sorts of ...

Harg! Glub Blug dip woot-boof wammie!