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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Anybody remember Pimps Up, Hos Down, the mid-nineties documentary about outrageously dressed hustlers attending the annual Pimp's Ball? At the shindig they give out an award for the Pimp of the Year. Now, while it would fulfill a lifetime goal of mine to win such a prestigious award, let alone two, I have enough common sense not to display them Christmas Story Leg Lamp -like in my window while the FBI investigates me for promoting prostitution.

When investigators raided the Galloway home, they found two trophies naming Thompkins "pimp of the year." One stood about 4 feet tall, topped with a figure in a crown and a cape, holding a scepter.

"I think he actually won it twice," said Lt. William Carey, with the Casino Gaming Bureau of the New Jersey State Police. "I don't know who votes on it, though."

Heh. Now if you'll excuse me, it is one of the five times each day I bow down and pray in the general direction of Mr. Whitefolks. ("Let's see Bill and Hilary Clinton when we have the Million Mac March and come on down to Washington. Then what they gonna do? Who they gonna call? Ghostbusters?")

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