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  Tuesday, December 06, 2005  Sports Illustrated has officially named its Sportsman of the Year, and for the first time in fifteen years it is a pro football player. While Tom Brady is a fine choice (heck, I went to college with the guy), I would have preferred that the award for the best team player and role model go to Terrell Owens With a Star Trek Goatee. Alternate Timeline TO would be humble and respectful of his teammates, while quietly renogotiating his contract to make less money so his team could sign a few more guys and make another run at the Super Bowl. Sort of like what This World's Tom Brady did a couple years ago.![]() In the Alternate Timeline, Tom Brady's a total asshole. I mean, a preternatural Dickweed with a terminal case of Douchebagitis. And I'm clean-shaven, good-looking, and rich, and I spend my evenings hot-tubbing with the Greek chick from CSI: New York while a wise-cracking Harry Anderson serves us chocolate pudding from ornate diamond encrusted goblets. When finished, we then putter around town on souped-up mopeds, merrily beating hobos to death and setting things on fire. Yeah, fire. posted by Nate on 12:10 AM link Sunday, December 04, 2005  Here are a bunch of cool facts you didn't know about Dick Cheney. For example:posted by Nate on 1:29 AM link  
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