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Tuesday, November 29, 2005I accidentally happened across an e-mail to some of my buddies from Christmas Day, 2000 in the "Saved Drafts" folder of my Yahoo! mail account tonight. Since the holiday season is fast approaching, I figured it was apropos (French for "I've got nothing original to say, so I'll quote something that is old and zesty"). This was a few months prior to the first incarnation of the swankypimp.com site, and I was definitely in a pimpadelic mood. Yes, I sound like Vince Vaughn from Be Cool, but this was years previous, so in a way he ripped me off. Happy holidays an shit. How are alls y'alls mofos doing? Things here are a'ight; waiting to hear how badly I soiled this semester (two of my professors don't like me; one threatened to give me an incomplete if I didn't turn in n homework assignemnts I didn't do all semester. The other one I should get a B- out of, though according to mah homie Q I might be required to retake the class if I fud up da final. Mah crew woulda dropped bombs on dat bi-yatch prof if I wasn't so char-i-table on account of the season, word is bond.) But it's all good, joy to the world, baby. Just chilling by the fire, sipping cognac and playing with the cat. It's all good, yo. (Jake: yes, I am drinking Courvoisier, just like Leon Phelps.) Christmas came and went, presents weren't much like always, though my sister got me the coolest thing I have ever seen: the Bombay Sapphire gift set, complete with a swank electric blue tinted martini glass. So how did Christmas go for mah main niggaz? Is you livin' large or did Santa Claus treat you like a red-suited crack whore, breakin' into your pad, eatin' yo muhfuggin milk an cookiez, an makin off wif yo wallet an Tupac CDs an shit? Anyway, here's wishing you a happy holiday. May your egg nog be like them spank ass Nubian sistas; a joy on the lips, a pleasure on the tongue and-- most importantly-- thick. --Dogg posted by Nate on 9:10 PM link
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