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Saturday, November 12, 2005Here is an amazing interview with former NBA player Keon Clark. After a few years of saving his money, he abruptly retired and just hangs around the house and plays golf. NBA teams call him every once in a while, but doesn't feel the need to risk injury since he already has all the money he'll ever need. He has never owned a diamond, to the best of his recollection. He lives on 30 acres of land he bought a few years back for $250,000, including the house and the pool. Basketball is still in his life: once a week at the local YMCA. "Other than that, I just relax. I'm really cool doing nothing," he said. "I play golf every day, if possible. I played nine this morning. I'm still sh---y, but I enjoy it. ... What do I shoot? It depends on the night before." Keon Clark is my hero. posted by Nate on 1:23 PM link Sunday, November 06, 2005Inspired in part by my Hooters experience, but mostly because I'm a young single dude, I watched the Miami - Virginia Tech game in a topless bar Saturday. It seemed the right thing to do, considering it was the bad boys from "The U" and all. Then again, I could have paid tribute to Marcus Vick and hung out at a sweet Sixteen Party or junior high school. Yes, that is in bad taste. No, I don't care. I had a decent time at the titty bar. Like a lot of small town strip bars, Scooter's of Decatur, Michigan, isn't anything special when compared to big city clubs, but is a good place to drink beer and unwind. The girls weren't all that good looking, but they were topless. They also spent a lot of time talking with the regulars; if I lived in that town and spent a lot of time there, that might have been a plus. Since the city council in my city is a bunch of jackholes and have closed down almost all adult businesses, this is one of only four options within an hour drive. So lets go to the Tale of the Tape: Atmosphere: B (Laid back, comfy seating. Two TVs tuned to ESPN and ESPN2.) Girls' Attractiveness: C- (Like Campbells Soup, most were Chunky.) Girls' Dancing: C (Mediocre, though one gal was pretty and could really move it.) Drink Prices: B ($2.50 for a 16oz beer. This might raise the previous two grades quite a bit after an hour or two.) Overall: C+ Summary: This is a great place to go to have a few reasonably priced drinks and watch pudgy white girls with Asian symbols tattooed on the small of their backs. For tens of dollars, you can have a much better time than at a normal bar, let alone Hooters. There were no chicken wings, however. posted by Nate on 11:29 PM link
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