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Thursday, September 01, 2005

 

The Difference Between a Conservative and a Liberal

A phone converation while watching news footage of New Orleans flood survivors carrying bagfuls of Kobe Bryant jerseys out of an abandoned store:

Me (a hard-hearted asshole, apparently): I have mixed feelings on Lincoln imposing the last suspension of Habeas Corpus in this country, but (the name of Our Lord and Savior taken in vain, plus the word "Fuck" a couple of times), law enforcement or the military needs to get involved. If its groceries or food I have no problem, but all these looters stealing big-screen TVs and stuff are ridiculous. They need to be tazered or beaten down by the police or something.

My Mom (a Vietnam-protesting hippie during the 1960s and 70's): These people have been opressed economically for decades, just had their homes destroyed, and had loved ones tragically die. Who cares if they take a handful of DVDs?

posted by Nate on 12:24 AM link

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

 

The Tropical Storm Katrina has passed. Please remain calm, says the Network News. My response:

HOLY FUCK!!! THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS HAS BEEN UTTERLY FUCKING DESTROYED!!!



500,000 homes have Taken It. 85% of the city is covered in wastewater sewage excrement, oil refinery sludge, and dead bodies from the city's numerous above-ground cemetaries. People are rioting and looting, including the police, and other disenfranchised youth are shooting cops in the fucking head with semi-automatic weapons.

Huh?

posted by Nate on 8:01 PM link

 


Previous Weeks' Delusional, Booze-Fueled Philippic
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Josef Stalin killed over 20 million people. What evil deeds have you accomplished today?

 


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