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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

 

The Coolest Thing Ever, Redux

So what was I doing in Detroit last weekend, pray tell? I only got to see Mr. Tom Jones live in concert. He is still The Man. My full review is here


posted by Nate on 9:14 PM link

Monday, July 25, 2005

 

The Coolest Thing Ever (tm)

So here I am, surrounded by olive-skinned people with big half-moon noses and gapped front teeth and New York How-Youse-Doin' accents. I'm working the Electric Slide to Mediterranean dance music, my loose-fitting cotton shirt catching the wind, open at the chest, exposing a blur of gold chains and chest hair. The aroma of spaghetti and pizza and cannoli blend with the verdant plant-smell of the southern Michigan summer air. I have a huge grin on my face.

Italian-American Festival, 2005. Detroit, Michigan.

But I'm getting ahead of myself. How did I get here? With all respect to my Guinea Wop heritage, why would I drive 200 miles for this? Though I love Vegas, I'm not moving in on Moe Green or anything. (Though the two cocktail waitresses at a time might be interesting.) What's the deal? Here comes the story...

More to come...

posted by Nate on 9:30 PM link

 


Previous Weeks' Delusional, Booze-Fueled Philippic
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words of wisdom
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Josef Stalin killed over 20 million people. What evil deeds have you accomplished today?

 


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