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Enjoy a picture of a fine-looking Wildebeest.



 

 

 


 

Saturday, July 23, 2005

 

Sorry about that. That being my utterly drunk condition when I've been posting my last few updates. (Thank you, Canadian Whisky and Coca-Cola. ) It made so much sense when I hit the submit button, but looks crazy and brain-diseased in retrospect.

Don't worry; I have something utterly swank to report next time I post. Something with so much pimpitude that I'm not sure if this site can contain it.

Stay Posted.

posted by Nate on 12:15 AM link

Thursday, July 21, 2005

 

It's been a couple weeks since I updated the site. So what? Don't look at me at like that with those big The Yearling Deer Eyes. I've been busy and stuff. Seriously.

Don't make me mercy-killing Old Yeller shoot you.

Amidst all the London bombings and Supreme Court nominees, I've been advancing my life, one small victory at a time. In the same way that taking Kamchatcha in Risk on your fourth turn with the hope of World Domination qualifies. I guess. Not that I'd know. I hate fucking Risk. Thanks a lot Greg, my hypercompetitive high school friend.

I have a few dollars in the bank now, which means I'll blow it on whores and whiskey. Or computer parts, like a sweet new Foxconn socket 940 motherboard. Yay, me!

I have an AMD Opteron CPU now, and it is the motherfreaking shiznit. I wish Snoop Dogg would become its spokesman, errr, spokespimp.

Opteron is the motherfugger
Raise the roof!
Opteron is the biznatch
That's the Truth
Gals lick mah junk cause it's the best
I got SPDIF and PCI Express!


I can overclock my processor to FX-51 levels with stock cooling, and might upgrade my heatsink/fan this weekend. I am sweet. All you ladies want to spin Barry White records and engage me in sexual intercourse, right?

Errr, right?

It's Socket 940 for crying out loud!

posted by Nate on 11:44 PM link

 


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words of wisdom
from Mr. Barry White

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Josef Stalin killed over 20 million people. What evil deeds have you accomplished today?

 


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