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Sarah Michelle Gellar is moderately attractive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Enjoy a picture of a fine-looking Wildebeest.



 

 

 


 

Saturday, June 11, 2005

 

In the Star Wars prequels, Anakin sulks around like an outcast high school kid and has a fumbly, awkward first romance. So it's only appropriate that Wayne Barnes has created Anakin Dynamite

It's freakin' sweet.

posted by Nate on 3:44 PM link

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

 

Michigan softball rules! In a thrilling extra-inning performance, the gals overcame a bases loaded jam to upend two-time defending champ UCLA to win the deciding game of the College World Series. They are the first team east of the Mississippi to win the 23 year old tourney. UCLA had won ten titles.

Worry not, readers! Between my alma mater's gal squad's performance and my WNBA / Ruth Riley fixation, swankypimp.com is slowly but surely becoming your exclusive source for women's sports information. Before you know it, we'll be having "I Am Woman" sing alongs and menstruating at the same time. Which is fairly disturbing, seeing as I'm a guy and all.

posted by Nate on 10:55 PM link

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

 

Happy 65th birthday, Tom Jones. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be a fourth as swanky as I am.

posted by Nate on 11:36 PM link

 

It must be fricking freezing in Hell, Mr. Bigglesworth. (That's H-E-Double Hockey Sticks for all you Tortelli-LeBecs out there.) First the Red Sox win the World Series, and now this.

Of course, Apple is a hardware company first and foremost, and there's no way I'd get to run OSX on my home built PC. But maybe some of the Mac innovations will filter into Linux / BSD like the Windows GUI has. Not that I have much experience with Mac or BSD-- Wait! I mean, GHGHHD! ZZHD! I AM AWESOME!

posted by Nate on 12:19 AM link

 


Previous Weeks' Delusional, Booze-Fueled Philippic
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words of wisdom
from Mr. Barry White

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Josef Stalin killed over 20 million people. What evil deeds have you accomplished today?

 


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