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Tuesday, March 22, 2005A few short thoughts: 1) When Garfield sent Nermal to Abu Dhabi, I bet he never thought he'd end up here. I don't care what it costs; I want one. 2) A classic video game review from Something Awful. The most defining moment of the game occurred when I decided to quit and go masturbate. The problem is that after playing The Blues Brothers I could no longer achieve an erection. This game did what my girlfriend couldn’t, destroy my manhood. 3) The last few minutes of the Vanderbilt / Wichita State NIT basketball game was one of the coolest things I have ever seen. If you can find video of the final seconds, let me know. 4) The best advertisement ever. Reminds me of the Bill Hicks routine about futuristic commericals with naked supermodel crotch shots with a super-imposed Coke logo. "I have no idea what that was, but suddenly I'm thirsty for a Coke." 5) Hopefully I will get some web traffic from search engine perverts looking for the keywords " masturbate erection naked supermodel crotch." Then I can sell the swankypimp.com domain for tens of dollars, invest the money in mutual funds, and retire .3 years earlier than normal. In 2042 vengeance will be mine, bitches. (Add "bitches" to search engine results. Twice.) posted by Nate on 11:03 PM link
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