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Sarah Michelle Gellar is moderately attractive.

Enjoy a picture of a fine-looking Wildebeest.

Friday, February 11, 2005

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

For those of you who have not been living in a cave, you may have noticed that I haven't posted much recently. For those of you who have been living in a cave, please let us know if you find Osama. Sure he seems like a harmless old crazy guy with a beard, kinda like Herman Toothrot in Monkey Island, and I know he has a kick-ass recipe for fricaseed cave rats in fungal spore cream sauce, but please do your patriotic duty. I mean, if I were in a cave with Goering I would have to take a dislodged stalagtite to his dome, even if it meant living without those funky albino minnow things he catches. Though it does get lonely in a dank cave without a heinous Evil Doer there to keep you company.

Ahem. Now back to America's favorite game show, What Was I Talking About Again? Oh, not posting. It's partly due to Blogger acting strange: I can't log in using Firefox anymore. But mostly its because I'm spending all my time on WOW. That's "World of Warcraft," not Wendy O. Williams, the messed up punk chick from the Plasmatics. Though, upon reflection, my female troll warrior does have a resemblance.

Coincidence? Yeah, probably. Now get back in your cave.

words of wisdom
from Mr. Barry White

Josef Stalin killed over 20 million people. What evil deeds have you accomplished today?