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Thursday, December 23, 2004Is this the end of Western Civilization? Or just the inevitable result of another Christmas in the Midwest? Flick unavailable for comment (mostly due to flagpole-shaped blemishes on his tongue). UPDATE: The 24 hour marathon on TBS is truly a nod to the remote-control generation. This is the sort of film with so many memorable quotes that it is entirely justified to flip to for a three minute commercial break in whatever football or reality TV drivel you're watching. My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master. Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian. Happy Holidays from the Swankypimp Family. Fah-rah-rah-rah-rah Rah-rah-rah Rah. posted by Nate on 1:02 AM link Monday, December 20, 2004Holy Exploding Zamboni, Batman!!! A Minnesota ice rink suffered $600,000 in damages when the propane tanks that power their Zamboni got blowed up. Here I thought that Zambonis were our non-threatening, ice-grooming friends from the North, but now it turns out they prove more dangerous than dating O.J. Simpson's ex-wife, or being the drummer for Spinal Tap. First, the NHL strike, and now this incident threatens World Championship Curling forever. Oh cruel, cruel fate. What's next, Tim Hortons coffee causes tumors, seizures, and erections lasting over four hours? For what's it worth, enjoy this idyllic scene from Nintendo Ice Hockey, a remnant from a simpler, more peaceful age. And no, I don't know why they're wearing goalie masks.  posted by Nate on 11:41 PM link
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