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  Tuesday, July 20, 2004  This just in: Vladmir Lenin died of brain damage caused by Syphillis.(Wait for it...) (Wait for it...) Ok. It's a fitting end to the revolutionary's life, since he fucked the Russian people for the past eighty years. (Don't forget to tip your waitress. I'll be here all week.) posted by Nate on 7:46 PM link   I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit, I always do that, I always mess up some mundane detail.--Michael Bolton, Office Space A flaw-- a.k.a. a colassal screwup-- in a Chicago Tribune software upgrade leaves 40% of subscribers without a paper, and costs the company <Dr. Evil> one million dollars </Dr. Evil>. The Trib came close to missing an edition for the first time since the Great Fire of 1871. Damn you, Mrs. O'Leary, and your blasted cows. posted by Nate on 12:21 AM link  
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