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Thursday, July 01, 2004

I'll have a scotch on the rocks, please. Any scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course. Single malt. Glen Livet, Glen Galley, perhaps... Any glen.

Up for some Swingers references? I thought so.

In just a few days, I'll be in Vegas, baby, Vegas. Not that it'll make me cool and rich, but it'll be fun. For crying out loud, I'm from the Midwest; I'm no Sharkey, who can take off for Sin City whenever he feels like it, leaving his website in major disarry. (Wasn't that Butters' / Professor Chaos' evil henchman sidekick?) But it's Vegas after all. Hopefully I don't lose so much green at the Blackjack table that my head bleeds, NHL '96 style.

In either circumstance, I have some new computer parts that will become the new swankypimp.com web server. I won't have time to get it operational until after the vacation, but then my articles and media links should be working. Unless I find two cocktail waitresses and pull me a Fredo. I mean, that shit's expensive.

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Josef Stalin killed over 20 million people. What evil deeds have you accomplished today?