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Wednesday, May 26, 2004

 

This site says: Hard-core rapper Ice-T is grooming a new rapper, one that he says will astonish the rap world with his skills – David Hasselhoff. To quote Obi-Wan, "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

Err...

Ummm...

Yeah. One can only hope that this signals a resurgence of 80's TV stars rocking the mike all hardcore-like, yo. Word to your mother. And imagine the drive-by shootings, with Kit the Talking Car taking on the General Lee, only to have the A-Team get medieval on the winner's ass. Fuck Biggie, fuck Tupac: Mr. T had the original gold rope chains, you know.

And then Air Wolf would regulate like a muhfuggah. West Side! Stringfellow Hawke takes shit from no man, beeyotch.

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Josef Stalin killed over 20 million people. What evil deeds have you accomplished today?

 


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