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Sarah Michelle Gellar is moderately attractive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Enjoy a picture of a fine-looking Wildebeest.



 

 

 


 

Friday, January 23, 2004

 

I'm tired and there's a foot of snow outside. I need a vacation, preferably to warmer climes. Later.

posted by Nate on 7:52 PM link

Wednesday, January 21, 2004

 

Geez O' Pete, Mike has written episode 10,932 of Baseball Hall of Fame Number Crunching I Could Care Less About. Sure, I have a copy of the Bill James Baseball Abstract lying around here somewhere, but enough is enough; I want to get some analysis on how the NL Central will be different now the Astros signed Pettitte and Clemens, not a frickin' calculus dissertation.

In the immortal words of Talking Barbie, "Math is hard. Let's go shopping!" Or, in the immortal words of Howard Dean, "Yeahrgggh!!!"

Baseball Algebra is boring. Time to pour another beeracino and look at pictures of The Kool Aid Man protecting thirsty Swedish schoolgirls from Spontaneous Human Combustion Man.

posted by Nate on 11:43 PM link

Tuesday, January 20, 2004

 

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, it's the State of the Union Drinking Game! Well, now I know what I'll be doing tonight.

posted by Nate on 12:10 AM link

Monday, January 19, 2004

 

Speak of the devil! As soon as I mention them on this site, The Pixies announce that they'll reunite after ten years, playing a concert with RadioHead and Kraftwerk. Despite the Swanky Pimp persona, I'm not black like Barry White; I'm white like Frank Black is.

posted by Nate on 11:43 PM link

 


Previous Weeks' Delusional, Booze-Fueled Philippic
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words of wisdom
from Mr. Barry White

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Josef Stalin killed over 20 million people. What evil deeds have you accomplished today?

 


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