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Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Behold the power of cheese. A Utah man is charged with striking another man in the face with a block of cheese. Reminds of of the time I was playing Baldurs' Gate and created an evil character called Lactose the Intolerant. In both cases, the evil-doer was up to no Gouda.

(Guh.)

Maybe if we band together, we can form a political alliance to outlaw this dangerous weapon, especially those no-good "assault cheeses." I wonder if Howard Dean is in favor of Cheese Control? If so, he gets my vote. For the children, of course.

posted by Nate on 11:49 PM link

Sunday, December 14, 2003

Saddam captured. This is a great day, not only in the War on Terror, but in History. If the larger world is to adopt Western values on tolerance and secular government, the War on Terror must succeed. This is the biggest victory in that war so far, as it allows the new Iraqi government to move forward to implementing the only non-fundamentalist, non-Fascist government in the Arab world. It also sends a message to other heads of state that supporting terrorism is a bad idea, and that there is some shit up with which the U.S. will not put.

posted by Nate on 2:25 PM link

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Josef Stalin killed over 20 million people. What evil deeds have you accomplished today?